"Where are all the Drinkers?" - Mickey Gallagher

"Droppin' Ball" - Duds

"Damn the hate" - Martin Taggart

"Have you ever been to Trá beach?" - Squire

"Starzy on the Squeezebox" - Aidy O'Kane

"Could Martin Taggart please contact An Garda Síochána immediately" - PR Announcer at Clones

"Form is Temporary, Class is Permanent" - Poker

"Tommy's Baaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllll" - Tommy Mannion

"Didn't score but I had three assists" - Poker

"Poker caught a ball in his chest in the second half and I thought it was never gonna come out" - Jimmy Campbell

"I'm off them now four months" - Martin Taggart [with cigarette in hand]

"I scored a point against Tattyreagh once...........beat them by myself" - Martin Taggart

"I thought you would've been starting today Poker, as I read in the paper that you'd lost a few pounds!" - Eamon Duncan

"Come down now Chunky, I need my trousers back!" - Adrian O'Kane

"I'm in Room 108" - Darren Baxter

"It's.....it's.....................NOT! my ball" - Duds

"But.... I just want some Sugar" - Niall McGrath

"Cheltenham was even called off today, yet we're still training!" - Paddy Gormley

"I'm the second fittest man in Drumragh!" - Peter Bradley